All the pastries and pies and biscuits and WINE have caught up with me: I’m overweight.
A mum at school has literally transformed herself by doing the 5:2 diet. I mean, she was always a beautiful person inside and out but now she’s like a model. I saw her from the back the other day, with her hair all done, and I was like, who is that, with my tongue all hanging out. And it was [name redacted]!!!
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