A girl once told me that you train your lips to need lip balm, by using lipbalm. “You start off thinking it’s just fun,” she said, “but after a bit if you stop using it your lips all shrivel up.” I chose not to believe her. I was 12 years old and devoted to pots of green…
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Last Resort, The Cost of Living
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... and also the mystery of Jennifer Aniston's haircare brand
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... being old and crabby
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